Revival - Last words before death. - by th|3f
wekes878 on 27/10/2006 at 00:51
Another:
"Yeah, there's more of you bug things than me, but you can't catch me if i do a kamikaze jump off of Constantine's second floor balcony!"
(Yes, I tried this, and "confused" the game. It broke Garrett's back, and the crossbones death animation came on, but i also got the stats screen that you normally get after completion of a level. I WAS technically out of the mansion.)
fett on 27/10/2006 at 03:04
"Surely I can make that jump..."
"Wonder what those golden pipes are connected to these pedestals..."
"He's almost too close to use a fire arrow, but it's worth a shot."
"Where did that F*CKING mine land?!!"
"Maybe this gas arrow will take out all eight of them..."
"How many health potions do I have lef....oh SH!!!!!"
"I don't *think* that's one of those fancy Mechanist helmets with the neck shield..."
"If I can just make it to that high wall, maybe I can escape by manteling up (jumpjumpjumpjump AAHHHHHH!!!!)"
BlueMage on 27/10/2006 at 11:12
"Hah! He's not facing me! Blackjack time bitch.... oh shit."
The Woodsie Lord on 27/10/2006 at 12:47
I know that one
"Hmm, it's one of those patients. What happens if I shoot a firearrow in his gut?"
"Oh damn, it's a city guard, if I jump in the water I can-"
padrapocalypse on 27/10/2006 at 19:50
"What is this? A golden gong? Think I'll steal it."
"A hammerite without a hammer? He can't possibly hurt me." (computer glitch)
*tosses mine in middle of the floor* Guard walks over it without any harm. "Guess I'll pick it up and see if I can use it again."
"I wonder if a fire arrow can take out a Builder's Child? Fire arrows kill everything." *cannonball in the face*
"If i run really fast, I should be able to knock him out before he enters attack mode."
"Those must be my footsteps. Wait, I've stopped walking."
"Lets see, I have 13 broadhead arrows, 4 water arrows, 2 noi..."
"Ooo. Shiney blue crystals!"
Dia on 27/10/2006 at 19:55
Hmmm...that gramophone is highlighted; wonder if I'm supposed to steal it? I'll just frob it and ........ ohcraphowdoyouturnitoff!!???
I'll just blackjack that guard with the fancy helmet and ..... *CLANK*
NO - NO - NO! I meant to select the WATER arrow, not the FIRE arrow ... ohshi...
RavynousHunter on 27/10/2006 at 22:08
"Im sure that if I place two rope arrows in the right positions on the wall I can make it over that horde of [insert name of bad thing here]...."
"Not the most THIEFY of escape routes, but I have no other choices, DIE WINDOW!!!" ::TING!::
"Theres enough space between these two rugs that I can jump across without hitting the tile, and can blackjack that annoying guard..."
:cheeky: :laff: :cheeky:
DarkThiefsie on 27/10/2006 at 22:52
"Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit running running running!"
Overlord Nexus on 28/10/2006 at 03:55
"Okay, I have to be REALLY quiet, but I bet I can sneak past the guard if I mantle up this ledge"
*JUMP* *TAPDANCE*
"You prick!"
Esme on 30/10/2006 at 16:34
after having remapped my movement keys so they are all on the keypad :ebil: "right I'll crouch down and sneak past he'll never hear me" then press jump instead of crouch by mistake *KAHLANG* ...bugger :nono:
or after climbing out of a deep hole and looking up at ramparts of a building "... Hmmmm wonder if there's a way up there.... I'll just step back a little for a better vieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...." *splat* ... bugger :tsktsk:
