june gloom on 15/12/2009 at 09:59
The site wouldn't load, so I'm assuming it's 25 lines just repeating "Don't be Koki."
denisv on 15/12/2009 at 10:39
Quote Posted by "Stupid blog not worth reading"
1) You must have enjoyed playing either Portal or Fallout 3. If you did not, then you should considering picking up another hobby, like archery or air guitar. Or jumping in front of trains.
I quit reading there. How could anyone with a semblance of taste enjoy the abomination that is Fallout 3!
Incidentally, archery is a much better hobby than gaming.
Xenith on 15/12/2009 at 10:40
Screw archery, air guitar all the way!!!
Briareos H on 15/12/2009 at 10:57
There something of a 'typical 20-25 male owning a xbox and not really self-aware in this respect' aspect which grates somehow (hence the 'Fallout 3 / Xbox multiplayer / Wii is a gimmick / No Blizzard' stupidities), but the rest of the list is pretty much spot-on.
denisv on 15/12/2009 at 11:17
Indeed, if you throw away everything he says, everything else he says is pretty much spot on.
EvaUnit02 on 15/12/2009 at 11:25
"HURRR DURRR, NO GOOD CORE GAMES ON THE WII, ONLY CASUAL SHOVELWARE MINI-GAME COMPILATIONS."
Christ almighty man.
Also what kind of idiot thinks that Blizzard only makes WoW-crack? I might not like Starcraft and Diablo 2 that much and dislike how 80% of the company's ideas were stolen unashamedly from Games Workshop, but I still acknowledge their existence and recognise that they're well crafted, solid games.
Thirith on 15/12/2009 at 11:37
This list makes me wish for a gamer equivalent of Nick Hornby's High Fidelity, except more scathing. Having what some might argue to be superior taste in your chosen medium is one thing; being a snob about this is quite another thing.
Yakoob on 15/12/2009 at 12:04
ummm you guys realize this is a joke, right?
Thirith on 15/12/2009 at 12:18
I dunno. It's got this snide tone that comes across as "I'm joking, kinda, but when it comes down to it I really do believe 80% of this."