Sad News... - by Queue
Queue on 31/10/2011 at 17:08
Today, Forever420 died of sudden nasal-erotic-asphyxiation. He was 28. The retarded son of a lumberjack, Forever420 gained social prominence and relevance among posters at TTLG with such posts as: "//? [OMG]"; the Travel Guide America's Quote of the Year, "Thi sman speak truths. SanFran great city for travelin n' chillin in, not good city for livin in. U will most like not like there. I grew up there b4 move to Canada n' hated SanFran,"; and the profound, "Isn't the Zuckerburg lik even more of huge dick in realitay?"
He was an inspiration for all mentally-challenged, stoned homosexuals across the globe. And news of his death comes to a community already shaken by revelations that Garrett may be an emo ninja possessing the ability to regenerate body parts. "It's not just a game!" wailed an hysterical jtr7.
Preliminary assumptions of the chain-of-events leading up to Forever420's death, that a fatal load of jizz entered his nasal-passage by a random stray shot, have proven to be inaccurate. Toxicology screens and careful reenactments performed by forensic specialists suggests fagicide dealt from the gun of an angry Negro. "The jizz's blast pattern, and shear volume, can only suggest two things: 1) That the tip of a very large weapon had been placed firmly inside the nasal passage, and 2) The the perpetrator was as black as the Ace of Spades," says Dr. Franz Hymenfuks.
"How many more retarded gay sons of lumberjacks must die at the hands of angry Negroes before corporate greed is abolished?" questioned a distraught CCCToad.
How many more, indeed.
Henke and demagogue were among the first to offer their condolences. Memorial contributions, in lieu of flowers, may be sent to the UNCF and the Paul Smith's College of the Adirondacks program for lumberjacks.
henke on 31/10/2011 at 17:19
Pourin a 40 for my brotha 420. :(
Martin Karne on 31/10/2011 at 17:34
Oh well that's so... wait who was this 420?
Sulphur on 31/10/2011 at 17:45
I'm not one to be overbearingly proudful of my own cognitive and logic abilities, but I called it first.
Queue, if ever we meet, you're going to have to buy me a drink. Drinks. Just 'cause. :cool:
june gloom on 31/10/2011 at 19:38
And I uploaded all those gifs for nothing.
Maybe if Keeper Deven comes back.
Tocky on 31/10/2011 at 20:04
Why did you kill my friend? We were going on a trip together next week to see the gay rodeo.
Shadowhide on 31/10/2011 at 20:27
i bet he still alive
Dia on 31/10/2011 at 21:46
Awcrap.
I really wanted to see dethy's new gifs.
F420 ruins things again.
Figures.
Azaran on 1/11/2011 at 00:27
Oh no, he was banned? Poor guy, he seemed trollish at times, but he was just misunderstood :(
