Gingerbread Man on 17/1/2011 at 18:22
Anyone see Alyse Eady (Miss Arkansas) do that double-dummy ventriloquist yodeling routine at Miss America? Now THAT'S what I'm talking about! Given that there are frequently several contestants on American Idol who look like they could probably finish in the top 10 or so at a beauty pageant, you'd have thought the Miss America people (and other contests) would have started bringing their game a while ago.
We can all play the piano, darling. Juggling is snore. Do something different, something COOL.
Anyway, here is the link: (
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qg1PT4kQi4)
Really quite fun to watch. And I say that unironically. I was laughing, it was delightful.
ps also it's apparently fett's birthday today, and he has been one of my more treasured Internet peeps for about a decade. Sincerely wishing you a good year and many more to come, my friend.
<small>(This is secretly fett's birthday thread! I hope he notices!)</small>
Renzatic on 17/1/2011 at 18:42
Out of spite, I hope someone posts a picture of a bunch of naked chicks carrying machine guns while playing with puppies and kittens in the back of a monster truck when your birthday thread comes around. Because there's really no way Fett can top a Miss America contestant ventrilo-yodeling to country music.
But you posted it anyway, just to make him feel bad.
Yup. In his personal birthday thread.
Then poured salt on the wound by calling him second best.
You're a bastard. :mad:
But anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR RUNNER UP FAVORITE ARKANSANIAN! I hope you have a good one, despite GBM's attempts to ruin the day for you.
Queue on 17/1/2011 at 19:24
The best thing to come out of Arkansas was my mom.
...but I'd still suckle fett's teats any day.
And in honor of his special day, in a special-ed state, I present the State of Arkansas School Board Approved Reading Comprehension Exam:
MR COCKS
MR NOT
OSMR CMBDIs N LIL WANGS
LIB MR COCKS!
...for only a true Arkansan will understand.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
june gloom on 17/1/2011 at 19:36
Happy birthday, fett. I'll put on some Iron Maiden or something for you today.
Harvester on 17/1/2011 at 19:46
Happy birthday fett! I hope you'll have a great and healthy year.
demagogue on 17/1/2011 at 23:50
Happy birthday Fett !
You share the same birthday as my older brother, so I always remember it.
Here's to many more. :thumb:
Starrfall on 18/1/2011 at 00:14
Happy birthday to one rad guy!
Although Ms Arkansas up there got runner-up, so fett is only the third prettiest, or something. We love him anyways, of course.
Chade on 18/1/2011 at 01:07
Happy birthday Fett! :D
And I thought the idea was that Ms Arkansas is the second prettiest thing to come out of Arkansas, being narrowly beaten by Fett's music taste?
Chimpy Chompy on 18/1/2011 at 01:15
hb fett!
Enchantermon on 18/1/2011 at 05:12
Happy birthday, man! :)
