kryss on 2/8/2000 at 20:06
I can't even believe no one started this yet...
1. The police bring you in for questioning after you're spotted handing out candy bars to little kids.
2. Grainy video of you appears on the local newscast as "a man seen entering random numbers into ATM machines".
3. You look amazingly realistic and lifelike
in mirrors.
4. You exit and enter your apartment through the back window/fire escape.
5. You read the newspaper and think to yourself, "Yeah, right."
6. You open your mail with a crowbar.
7. You have WAY too many keys on your keyring.
[This message has been edited by kryss (edited August 02, 2000).]
Hidden_7 on 2/8/2000 at 20:18
8. Every thing is now a goverment conspericie (this is hapening to me)
9. You stand perfiactly still, and never move, when talking to people
10. You find yourself unable o open o any but one page one newpapers, or books, and are unable to move them.
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Hanse on 2/8/2000 at 20:32
11. You hack into people's computers while they're sitting right in front of them.
12. You steal their belongings, right in front of them.
13. You write down every single conversation you've ever had with anyone. (noting whether or not it was in person or on the phone)
V. Equinox on 2/8/2000 at 21:29
14. You try to hide your homemade GEP gun in your stylish trenchcoat and are surprised when people notice it.
daniel_s on 2/8/2000 at 22:05
15) When you sneeze, you're convinced you're leaking "nanite goo".
16) You end up having to replace several components of your PC after an unsuccessful attemt to "merge" with it...
KevinC on 2/8/2000 at 23:51
17.) You are a good jumper, but when you jump you barely boost off with your legs and keep your body as stiff as a board.
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"Bravery is not a function of firepower"
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kryss on 27/2/2001 at 23:49
Apparently, SOMEONE didn't search hard enough.
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http://www.ttlg.com/forums/ubb/smile.gifs'OK.
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santaClaws on 28/2/2001 at 16:41
I can't even believe no one started this yet...
please excuse my rough reply, but we're trying to fetch 1000 ways (see the so-named topic) and this is already very hard.
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SS5 on 28/2/2001 at 18:16
You make a club named "If you haven't played at least 30 times you are nothing"...
(and yes i did played more than 30 times).
D`JK on 28/2/2001 at 20:29
heh, SantaClaws. Do look at the date on which this was made..
