Digital Nightfall on 6/7/2008 at 14:51
Godzilla versus The Incredible Hulk
Tocky on 6/7/2008 at 17:00
Okay, I'm going to give you the USA FUCKYEAH version. Know that I am fully aware of all that implies and how it hurts your dainty sensibilities.
Start over at the end of aliens. The ship has been intercepted by the company because the company had a backup plan involving Alien DNA storage rather than the more difficult to control bring a live one back which will kill us all you dumbasses. Android dude was programed to do this.
Ripley, Hicks, and Newt all survive but are kept in stasis initially. The space station they have arrived at is a scientific one built and dedicated to the study of this new species which could wipe out mankind and as such is taken as a serious threat. Every precaution has been taken including failsafes, built in automic weapons systems, squads of specially trained marines with new weaponry specificly designed for combating the creature, and containment areas based on the known attributes of the creature.
The company it turns out is not completely evil but completely focused on stopping this threat which it turns out has wiped out half the inhabited planets of our galaxy. The warrior they want to make is one controllable in order to turn it back on the aliens and wipe them out. The backup plans are to build an android capable of battling it and alternately a suit which can be worn in doing so. Even diseases tailored to spread among the aliens are being worked on.
Ripley finds this out when they wake her because of course something has gone wrong. No zany generals and wacky scientists just an all out battle for survival of the species. Are we the bad guys or the aliens? Fuck that. We'll figure that out if we survive.
I also must admit to only seeing a small segment of ressurection before turning the channel so it could contain elements of this done poorly.
fett on 6/7/2008 at 21:56
In Commchat, No One Can Hear You Being A Nerd.
Harvester on 6/7/2008 at 22:00
Quote Posted by The_Raven
I would prefer ALIEN VERSUS PREDATOR VERSUS TERMINATOR VERSUS BATMAN VERSUS FREDDY VERSUS JASON VERSUS ASH VERSUS GHOSTBUSTERS VERSUS MARVEL ZOMBIES. You just can't go wrong with that combination.
How about this then?
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http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8615/joltbattleroyalenormaltwf1.jpgSorry if you've seen it before, it's an old image.
The_Raven on 6/7/2008 at 22:24
That's awesome.
Scots Taffer on 6/7/2008 at 23:18
Quote Posted by fett
In Commchat, No One Can Hear You Being A Nerd.
Hahaha, yessss
Quote Posted by Tocky
Start over at the end of aliens.
This is an awesome idea. I wonder why the notion of the mid-franchise reboot hasn't been considered before for a series that went pretty off the rails by most people's estimations.
I am obviously excluded Batman Begins because it's a complete reboot and the recent Hulk movie pretending like the prior one did or did not happen based on whether or not you saw it.
The_Raven on 6/7/2008 at 23:42
Sounds like someone didn't see Superman Returns.
Scots Taffer on 6/7/2008 at 23:45
Hah. Never even saw that one. As I said earlier, I tend to avoid bad movies.
Muzman on 6/7/2008 at 23:49
Quote Posted by fett
In Commchat, No One Can Hear You Being A Nerd.
Because the others are so loud?
Get over Newt you soft headed so-and-sos. She's just there to scream and be inconvenient.
