Iceblade on 25/11/2007 at 03:04
Okay, I know this is silly, but anyway...
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Dark water-resistant clothes
240 loot
Assorted tools
7235 loot
Spacious, jingle-proof bag
1200 loot
Looting the place and leaving through the front door without anyone noticing
priceless
There are some things money can't buy. For everything there's MasterThief.
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One silver sepcter
2000 loot
2 candlesticks, 3 gold plates, and the fine wine
300 loot
paying the guard's union
5000 loot
Being robbed by Garrett Musttabeenrats
priceless
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterThief.
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:laff:
:weird: :tsktsk:
What? :erm:
bob_doe_nz on 25/11/2007 at 07:33
You been on the lightshrooms?:joke:
Peanuckle on 26/11/2007 at 03:57
Pretty clever. Shall we start a contest to see who can come up with the most unique?
Lots and lots of holy water: several thousand loot.
Endurance training for long and fast running: 500 loot.
Robbing a haunted cathedral and exchanging the Eye for 100K in gold: Priceless
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Getting to see the hottest woman you've laid eyes on naked, even if she IS turning into a wood nymph: One eyeball. :ebil:
For everything else there's MasterThief.
bikerdude on 27/11/2007 at 10:43
Quote Posted by bob_doe_nz
You been on the lightshrooms?:joke:
what he said, this was funny, made me laugh out loud at work - then I tried explianing why it was funny, then i gave up and quietly giggling to mysef in the corner..
biker
ps dont you mean "There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's MasterThief" - you missed of the else bit
sNeaksieGarrett on 27/11/2007 at 20:38
Haha, that's good! I smiled when I read that... Very nice. MasterThief.... Haha:laff:
Malachi on 28/11/2007 at 03:31
Rope arrows ...... 125 gold at Farkus'.
Ability to move about unseen.....months of Keeper training.
The chance to bonk a fat nobleman on the head....priceless.
For everything else in the mansion....there's MasterThief....
Auecs on 4/12/2007 at 08:52
Quote Posted by bob_doe_nz
You been on the lightshrooms?:joke:
just curious. Is that "Thief on drugs" thread still around?
I know is been a while...
great thread though
sNeaksieGarrett on 17/12/2007 at 03:11
Hey guys, this gave me a great idea. I thought, hey I should make a parody using thief gold using this great idea. So, that is exactly what I did - here is a link to the video on youtube:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mse4H9F1X0)
I gave credit to you IceBlade.:thumb: I hope everyone enjoys it. Probably isn't the best video in the world, but I hope it is acceptable to you guys (and gals of course). Anyway, I'll probably do more of these (Thief 2 one) and have different ideas. I'll even perhaps use some ideas (with credit of course) from you guys if you want me to (no guarantees, and I'm not even sure if I'll make more). Of course, I must mention the fact that I am by no means a "professional" video maker, and so my amateurishness may show... but I did at least put some effort into it.
bikerdude on 17/12/2007 at 17:10
hehehe
cool, maybe someone can expand on the idea..?
biker
DarkElf_Mairead on 23/12/2007 at 19:18
Quote Posted by Alinestra Covelia
Being in the Noble's Quarter without permission...
--30 lashes
Breaking and Entering Bafford mansion...
--80 lashes
Larceny...
--10 years' imprisonment
Grievous Bodily Harm to Bafford and guards...
--Hanging
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Vanishing from your prison cell, like ashes in the wind, before they can carry out the sentence...
priceless.
Some things in life come with a heavy price to pay.
For everything else, there's MasterThief.
I vote this as my favorite!
