Vivian on 13/5/2012 at 00:16
Having recently bounced my head off a piece of solid concrete while trying to be ultra, I now have a solid lump the size of a peanut attached to (or growing out of) the supraorbital process of my frontal bone. I originally got it because I got too excited about grinding the corner of the bowl in clissold park, london, pumped too hard out of the drop back in and levererd myself straight onto my face with all of the unforgiving force gravity has become celebrated for. This was exacerbated a couple of hours ago when I went to see one of those english hardcore-ish bands that are a bit difficult to generify and accidentally cracked heads with a guy I used to work with. Turned out quite nice, we had a beer and all that shit afterwards. Anyways, my question to you, TTLG, is: Do YOU have any lumps on your head, and how did they happen?
please note post due to Aerothorn bullying the shit out of me on facebook
demagogue on 13/5/2012 at 00:26
You call this shit a post? Maybe you were hit harder in the head than you thought.
Maybe you should just ... o shi ... SORRY:
That's really interesting, Viv. Sit over here and get a shoulder rub by sexy cosplay Viktorias so you feel at home in the place. As for your question: my head is like a Chevy on Flintstone vitamins if you know what I mean. :cool:
Vivian on 13/5/2012 at 00:30
OH I'M REALLY BLOODY SORRY ENOUGH TO GO ALL CAPS
SHOULDER RUBS ARE FOR DICKHEADS
not really I don't know what you mean. Full of rocks?
demagogue on 13/5/2012 at 00:34
(That uncomfortable pause while you're waiting for other people to jump in so you don't feel like you're hogging the thread...)
Briareos H on 13/5/2012 at 00:38
i can has cancer
demagogue on 13/5/2012 at 00:40
Fuck it, I'll double-post that shit up.*
Sorry was to the friendly-police brah.
Caps is cruise control for cool.
Shoulder rubs by sexy cosplay girls are for winners. We're going to have to disagree on that one
/* as I'm getting three chobits working my quads. */
As for Chevys and Flintstones, they're hard ... like my head is hard ... like it doesn't go bumpy.
*Edit: Double ninja'd makes Jack a lying boy
Vivian on 13/5/2012 at 00:44
Shoulder rubs are just something you get while you are think about stuff. Like, who to put in the thunderdome next? Or something. They're not an end in itself, any more than an olive on a stick is.
Basically you're a pervert is what I might be insinuating
META NARRATIVE: looks like the cream... got him!
Aerothorn on 13/5/2012 at 00:52
I mean this is a stupid obvious question, but have you had this checked out?
demagogue on 13/5/2012 at 00:54
Haha, that's exactly what needs to be said. :thumb: