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Queue on 20/6/2013 at 16:26

I read the article containing this blurb:

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ChristianDomesticDiscipline.com defines the relationship as “simply a traditional, male-led, Christian marriage” in which “one partner is given authority over the other, and has the means to back up that authority, usually by spanking.”

I visited the site: (http://christiandomesticdiscipline.com/home.html) http://christiandomesticdiscipline.com/home.html

I may have seen the light. Hallelujah!

But what would be ever better is if I could find a hot, red-headed Amazon to beat the Jesus back into me...by beating the bejeezus out of me. Ahhhhh...heaven.

Kolya on 20/6/2013 at 16:58

Didn't you have a wife? Just show her this thread.

Queue on 20/6/2013 at 17:06

But she's a strawberry-blonde. :(

Nicker on 20/6/2013 at 17:33

Queue, meet wigs. Wigs, Queue has some questions for you.

Amen!

Vivian on 20/6/2013 at 17:39

'Things What God Defines as Evil'. Who the hell made this website? Vicky Pollard?

fett on 20/6/2013 at 17:43

<a href="http://s123.photobucket.com/user/WildeSilas/media/Ugly-Women-3.jpg.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o291/WildeSilas/Ugly-Women-3.jpg" border="0" alt=" photo Ugly-Women-3.jpg"/></a>

I'll be right over, babydoll.

Beleg Cúthalion on 20/6/2013 at 17:44

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This site best viewed with Firefox.

WTF? I'm outta here. Even if they have a guy with a sword, sorry, but no.

nickie on 20/6/2013 at 17:54

Wise move - it's pretty scary stuff.

Vasquez on 21/6/2013 at 06:50

I know crazy stuff really exists, but come on, that's gotta be a joke :D For example (http://christiandomesticdiscipline.com/my_first_time.html) this or (http://christiandomesticdiscipline.com/just_starting_out.html) this seem like "reader's letters" from a porn mag.

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I'm just introducing my husband to CDD - he's a bit apprehensive and hasn't visited the site yet. He has given in a little bit and given me a rosy bottom and promised more trips across his knee as needed.

:sly: :o :cheeky: :angel:

Azaran on 21/6/2013 at 06:59

It's obviously a joke. If it were real, there wouldn't be all that masochism talk.