Sweet revenge on the Hammerites... - by FenrisUlf
FenrisUlf on 1/4/2013 at 19:46
Got the whole series on Steam :) Woooo! Probably like the 4th or 5th time I've bought a copy but happy to support my favorite game.
I'm playing it on expert which i have never done. I always got such a thrill out of shooting people from far away and watching them die. I always also thought that you HAD to knockout everyone in the castle bafford ion order to have a chance at winning at all. But here I went and left over half the guards alive and most upstairs never even saw me. And I still got the sceptre and made it out. Wooo. This is quite a new game for me now. I've never played like this. I now have to try and figure out how to play the movies in game cause as you always said, it's not the complete game without the movies!
So now I have returned to Cragscleft Prison once again, but this time on expert. I'd never done that before. I used to fear the place. Those hammers, they hurt. And the guards are EVERYWHERE in bunches and everywhere is noisy. But this time I went in brave. With the darkness as my ally. And I triumphed . And I killed them. I killed them all. No not a silent and quick arrow through the throat killing them instantly. But they will suffer like all those they have tortutred and imprisoned in the past. For I took the keys of every priest and borther in the place and knocked them all out. And every one of them I locked up intheir own prison. And when they wake to the blaring of the endless sirens, which they can't shut off, no one will come. The ones in groups, they will have to perhaps turn on each other. The ones in solo...and some even being the only on in the block, well...they will wail and no one will hear them. Of course 6 of them were luckier. FOr I knocked them out and threw two of them at a mosquito zombie who will have a nice supper. And 4 of them chased me out into the moat and drown. Religious intolerance just got karmaed tonight. If only it were that easy...
And I took all the poor dead prisoners who didn't make it and buried them in the floating moat outside. Even Cutty even though he owed me money. But he's the only friend I've ever had.
FenrisUlf on 1/4/2013 at 19:51
Quote Posted by FenrisUlf
Got the whole series on Steam :) Woooo! Probably like the 4th or 5th time I've bought a copy but happy to support my favorite game.
I'm playing it on expert which i have never done. I always got such a thrill out of shooting people from far away and watching them die. I always also thought that you HAD to knockout everyone in the castle bafford ion order to have a chance at winning at all. But here I went and left over half the guards alive and most upstairs never even saw me. And I still got the sceptre and made it out. Wooo. This is quite a new game for me now. I've never played like this. I now have to try and figure out how to play the movies in game cause as you always said, it's not the complete game without the movies!
So now I have returned to Cragscleft Prison once again, but this time on expert. I'd never done that before. I used to fear the place. Those hammers, they hurt. And the guards are EVERYWHERE in bunches and everywhere is noisy. But this time I went in brave. With the darkness as my ally. And I triumphed . And I killed them. I killed them all. No not a silent and quick arrow through the throat killing them instantly. But they will suffer like all those they have tortutred and imprisoned in the past. For I took the keys of every priest and borther in the place and knocked them all out. And every one of them I locked up intheir own prison. And when they wake to the blaring of the endless sirens, which they can't shut off, no one will come. The ones in groups, they will have to perhaps turn on each other. The ones in solo...and some even being the only on in the block, well...they will wail and no one will hear them. Of course 6 of them were luckier. FOr I knocked them out and threw two of them at a mosquito zombie who will have a nice supper. And 4 of them chased me out into the moat and drown. Religious intolerance just got karmaed tonight. If only it were that easy...
And I took all the poor dead prisoners who didn't make it and buried them in the floating moat outside. Even Cutty even though he owed me money. But he's the only friend I've ever had.
oh yeah and the head honcho...the Head Priest dude. I locked him up by himself upstairs in cellblock 4. His only company is one of his own prisoners who is loose and hanging out up there. The guy is totally bonkers and doesn't have a key.
He'll be nice company for him as he'll probably spit on him and such. I'd like to think that SOME of the other prisoners made it out of the place and swam downriver taking one of the keys I "gave them" since I had a lot of them.
FenrisUlf on 1/4/2013 at 21:33
Incidently the mispelling of "thief" is totally burning my eyes :(
I read the blurb and reasoning behind it but yeesh. I'd rather just call it "Garrett's Game" or something or else just talk about levels and such specifically as we all know what we're talking about. There is enough ignorance in the world without having to perpetuate more of it. I really think some people might see this and not think there is anything wrong with it :)
ZylonBane on 1/4/2013 at 21:36
Quote Posted by FenrisUlf
Incidently the mispelling of "thief" is totally burning my eyes :(
I read the blurb and reasoning behind it but yeesh.
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FenrisUlf on 1/4/2013 at 21:39
Don't tell me you actually think it is being spelled correctly...
Random_Taffer on 2/4/2013 at 02:31
The rapist you let you went downstream and raped the stuffing out of all the villagers. Nice work.
FenrisUlf on 2/4/2013 at 08:04
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The rapist you let you went downstream and raped the stuffing out of all the villagers. Nice work.
LOL!
Hmmm I must have missed that description in the books on all the prisoners. I saw a lot of thiving and general crap. And lying and firestarting. They must have not written him down it was so horrible.
bikerdude on 2/4/2013 at 15:27
Quote Posted by FenrisUlf
Got the whole series on Steam :) Woooo! Probably like the 4th or 5th time I've bought a copy but happy to support my favorite game.
Er than may I Humbly suggest you stop giving valve your money(as they really don't give a...), rather spend your time building something for the community (sounds, textures, objects, models, maps/missions). It will be far more fun and cheaper. But if you insist of donating money then go and spend it on GoG.com as they actually support the game.