Nightwalker on 17/12/2006 at 17:37
Have you got your lockpicks yet? If you have then go back up into the church rafters and look for a lockbox that will open the little door. Pick it open and go in. You'll find Brother Razzle in this area as well as a couple of keys.
Workshop Check out the workbench VERY carefully.
bdkl on 17/12/2006 at 17:56
And the sign said,
"Long-haired freaky taffers
Need not apply."
So I tucked my hair up under my hat
And I went in to ask him why.
He said, "You look like a fine upstandin' young taffer.
I think you'll do."
So I took off my hat and said, "Imagine that.
huh , me workin' for you."
Whoa, keys, keys.
Everywhere a key.
Blockin' out the doors.
Breakin' my mind.
Do this. Don't do that.
Can't you find the key?
And the sign said,
"Anybody caught trespassin'
Will be shot on sight."
So I jumped on the fence and I yelled at the house,
"Hey! What gives you the right
To put up a fence to keep me out,
But to keep Mother Nature in?
If the Builder was here, he'd tell you to your face,
'Man, you're some kind of sinner.'"
keys, keys.
Everywhere a key.
Blockin' out the doors.
Breakin' my mind.
Do this. Don't do that.
Can't you find the key?
Now, hey you, Mister, can't you read?
You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat.
You can't even watch. No, you can't eat.
You ain't supposed to be here.
The sign said, "You've got to have a key
To get inside." Uh.
And the sign said, "Everybody welcome.
Come in. Kneel down and pray."
But when they passed around the plate at the end of it all,
I didn't have a penny to pay
So I found me tiny little switch
And I made up my own way in.
I said, "Thank you, Builder, for thinkin' 'bout me.
I'm alive and doin' fine."
Whoo! keys, keys.
Everywhere a key.
Blockin' out the doors.
Breakin' my mind.
Do this. Don't do that.
Can't you find the key?
key, key.
Everywhere a key.
Sign, sign.:p :p :p
Eternauta on 17/12/2006 at 18:21
Quote Posted by SinisterShadow
Eternauta,
Alicia's Ring is
in front of one of the toilets on the left side of the room.
The workshop key is
on top of the doorframe to the workshop.
Thank you Sinister! :D
Thank you The_Dude for this mission, thank you very much! :thumb:
The_Dude on 17/12/2006 at 18:43
Yeh I know there are too many keys! :cool:
I deliberately designed this mission with a few obvious flaws to give myself room to improve next time! :laff:
bdkl: Is that your own composition? For this FM? Hmmm. :wot: :weird:
Clock on 17/12/2006 at 18:44
At least with all those keys (24?) he had the foresight to place them on a key chain, so we didn't have to scroll through them endlessly.
While I'm at it, I also think naming the guards is a great touch. Making the names funny even better. There was one other FM that did that but I can't remember which one (Calendra's Cistern?). I still get a giggle out of clubbing Gordon Lightfoot and John Mellencamp.
The_Dude on 17/12/2006 at 18:49
I ran out of Brother and Sister puns very quickly and there aren't many different types of hammers.... You may have noticed I got a bit desperate after a while. Brother Banana and Sister Prickly-Pear. :nono:
Actually I'm not sure they made the final cut.
Clock on 17/12/2006 at 18:53
They did make the final cut....I remember them. My favorite was Brother Lee Love.
bdkl on 17/12/2006 at 18:58
You'll recognize the old 70's tune when you hear it . There are many aspects of your mission that I like , however , like a very long novel I need it to end .
The_Dude on 17/12/2006 at 19:02
Are you gonna sing it to me then? :confused:
bdkl on 17/12/2006 at 19:07
You'll have to tune in to your classic rock station , my voice acting sucks big time . :eww: