T3... our worst fears confirmed! - by Ignatius
Ekim on 26/9/2002 at 15:13
Is it true that the Garrett Cart goes slower over tile but handles much higher obstacles than the others, while the Haunt Cart can't even drive through the shallowest holy puddles?
Eshaktaar on 26/9/2002 at 16:46
From what I've heard there are parts for a secret cart scattered across each track, and if you pick up all of them, you can drive around with a silent hover craft that shoots holy water arrows. Wheeee, imagine the fun!
Dmage on 26/9/2002 at 16:46
Cheese is good.
ignatios on 26/9/2002 at 17:08
Quote:
Originally posted by Haze :thumb:
Ignatius, are you ignatios? Nope. :)
That kicks ass, BTW! :thumb:
Medlar on 26/9/2002 at 17:18
And the maddness continues :thumb:
Sombras on 26/9/2002 at 17:23
Brilliant! "Join us now" has obviously got the inside line on "Garrett". Must be the deliberate oversteer setup to take advantage of his lower body weight. :laff:
And that little hunched over image of Garrett behind the wheel is really fucking funny! :thumb:
ToolHead on 26/9/2002 at 18:03
Thief 3 - Track 1: Bafford's Parking Lot
Objectives (Normal Difficulty):
* Race Carts are expensive; no more than 5 collisions will keep repair costs to a minimum.
* Ever since Basso 'modified' your cart, the Racing Cart Association has been a little too interested in its specifications. Don't let any RCA Officials near it.
* The Downwinders have sent their best man to the race. Show them who's boss and finish ahead of him.
* Bafford's tournament offers generous prize money. Get your share by bringing home at least 5000 gold.
* You're a Race Cart Driver, not a murderer. Don't kill any of your opponents.
Sombras on 26/9/2002 at 18:19
* You're a Race Cart Driver, not a murderer. Don't kill any of your opponents.
:eww: :laff: :thumb:
Agent Monkeysee on 26/9/2002 at 18:57
GOLD, bitches. A diamond in the rough, this is. Excellent.
Spamlet on 26/9/2002 at 20:10
Track 2-Down in the Beer Hall
*You've just been invited to race in NASCAR go to a sports bar to see what the others are wearing so you can fit in.
*Find the Barber shop and get a mullet.
*Convince Robert Duvall to be your mentor for the big race. Then get Paul Neuman's autograph.
*Word is that the Haunt team has retooled their engine. Make sure to put sugar in their gas tank right before the race begins.
*After the race, sneak into the Hospital and rescue Jason Priestley.
*You're a professional. Don't endorse any motor oils except Castrol or Quaker State.
P.S. Making up fake objectives for these hypothetical Thief variations ( we also did 'em for the recent "If Garrett was a Dog" thread) has been the most fun thing I've done on these boards since coming here.
