T3... our worst fears confirmed! - by Ignatius
Loonie on 30/9/2002 at 22:43
The truly disturbing issue for me is that I work in the games industry, and I could well believe something like that happening. Woe! Misery! Look what they dun to me! :(
Incidentally, haven't Microsoft bought ION Storm yet, in one of their bids to buy absolutely everything everywhere ever? Ol' Gatesy must be slackin'. :D
EDIT: Grr. How many basquillion posts does one have to make before the sig picture appears...
Tuler on 1/10/2002 at 00:13
LMFAO!! THIS IS GREAT>.
I read the thing thinking.. "Oh great... some guy I've never heard of is ragging on thief3... its time to yell at em." then I read... and laughed... until my spleen came out..
oh.. I better get that fixed...
Keep it up guys!
Cyborg Vampire on 1/10/2002 at 00:58
:D :laff: :joke: :cheeky: :thumb:
Brodieman on 1/10/2002 at 09:56
Thief 3 Track 10 - The Greatest Escape!
OBJECTIVE: You have been imprisoned! A fellow thief, Stevus McQueenus, is making a break from the prison camp via a new mechanist invention termed a Karras-bike. Escape is paramount.
*Severe bowel cramps and flautus will lower the guards response! Foul their drinking water
*Commandant Bafford is upset over a recent burglary to his mansion, make the commandant feel more at home by relieving him of at least 100gp.
*Use Stevus' escape as cover for your own by dobbing him in to the goons then steal his bike while Stevus is administered a harsh, but fair, beating
*An escape of this magnitude requires many close shaves try to almost get caught 3 times before escaping!
*You are a master of finesse and control. Your escape must include both a death defying jump and passage through a hail of arrows without injury.
HARD LEVEL
*Benny is guarding the gate, Benny must not appear to be incompetent, shame at least 3 of his fellow guards before escape!
kfgecko on 2/10/2002 at 19:05
Bwahahaahahahaaaahahaa!!!
This thread is hilarious! And biggest kudos to Ignatious!!
Fast Dan on 2/10/2002 at 20:48
Ignatius - your new forum name should be: Bladder-Buster.
As if your post wasn't funny enough, after Tool Head entered the Mission... I mean "Track" objectives I nearly fell off my chair!
Well done!:thumb:
William The Taffer on 5/10/2002 at 20:43
hehehe! Love it! Since Thief 3 <i>is</i> Unreal now, we could probably customize it enough to make a hilarous FM like that.:joke: :joke:
MsLedd on 6/10/2002 at 01:51
Quote:
Originally posted by Loonie EDIT: Grr. How many basquillion posts does one have to make before the sig picture appears... Welcome to TTLG Loonie!
We don't have images in signatures enabled, sorry. :)
Uncia on 6/10/2002 at 12:25
*LAUGHS*
That is the funniest thing I've ever seen. :cheeky:
paulben on 27/10/2002 at 04:42
ROFLMFAO
Oh man, I can't believe I didn't see this thread sooner; I could've used a good 10-minute laugh a month ago
Can't look at the pic of the Haunt in the Go-Kart without cracking up afresh
My ribs hurt
