Nameless Voice on 9/4/2014 at 18:33
I thought I'd share a small and rather pointless project I was working on recently.
Insults are boring. They get thrown around a lot, especially in online communities (and
especially in online games), but they generally follow the same repetitive patterns of swearwords and profanity.
This is an insult generator which creates polite and pompous insults.
Some examples:
Quote Posted by Insult generator
You, my good man, are likely to be a hobgoblin-faced lout.
You remind me of a valueless porcupine, who would lose a debate with a signpost.
You, sir, most probably are as cunning as a box of hair.
You, my friend, are not unlike an earwig-snouted spawn of a shrivelled goblin.
Your mouldy and degenerate presence is irrefutable proof that there is no higher power.
Sadly, you remind me of a motley old troglodyte. I abhor troglodytes.
You, my lord, are not unlike a shrivelled skunk, whose mind is as slow as a herd of geriatric tortoises travelling through glue.
You are a ghoulish archetypical depiction of a bleating gremlin, who is so vile that even shrivelled trollops would not be seen in your vicinity.
My lord, you remind me of a diseased tick on a three-toed warthog, who is bereft of knowledge of their parentage.
You can try it out for yourself here:
(
http://nameless.zanity.net/generator/index.php?category=insult) Insult generator - online version
I wrote this after playing a lot of League of Legends, which has one of the worst communities in online gaming. Not only are a lot of the players really toxic, constantly insulting and flaming everyone, but they all spout the same boring and uninspired insults. I thought I'd have a try at making something more imaginative.
The code behind it was something I wrote a long time ago, a random name and address generator, which I upgraded into a random sentence generator that can follow some basic rules of grammar.
The generator has a lot of other options, too, but most of them are League-specific, and probably of no interest to most. The only other one of general interest is probably the "shutup" generator:
Quote Posted by Shut Up generator
You, my good man, are the solitary individual interested in your conversation. You are required to cease it immediately!
Your drivel is not at all praiseworthy. I have to now demand you to stop murmuring.
Your wordplay can only be called abhorrent to common decency. I have to demand that you cease.
The sentences that spills out of thy maw most probably are boring.
The talking coming from thy mouth is most certainly uninformed.
SubJeff on 9/4/2014 at 21:32
I want one that can ape the random insult guy from Sexy Losers. He's the best.
june gloom on 9/4/2014 at 22:41
I shitdicked your mom in the asscunt, cystsurfer.
Aja on 10/4/2014 at 01:27
You, sir, appear to be all hat and no cattle.
:thumb:
june gloom on 10/4/2014 at 01:45
Your hands smell like dogs because you're barren, go shit glass cats into asstraps, pudchugger.
LaffyTaffy420 on 10/4/2014 at 01:47
You are a dogchugger, you chug hot dog water on a daily basis. Your house is made out of potatos, you have sex with raccoons for chive money and they spelled out your name at bitch presents bitch stadium in bitch creek wisconsin.
Bananahead.
demagogue on 10/4/2014 at 07:42
You, sir, possess inadequate insulting ability.
Harvester on 10/4/2014 at 07:44
How appropriate, you fight like a cow.
hopper on 10/4/2014 at 13:46
You´re a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.
