i dont need know fuking gramer im cool

A very simple way to wind people up is simply to write like a retard. This allows you to get in a "double whammy", aggravating people not only with what you are saying, but with the way in which you are saying it.

Here are some simple tips:

* Don't use apostrophes when doing contractions. Write "im", "dont", "wont", "doesnt" instead of "I'm", "don't", "won't", "doesn't".

* Don't put a capital letter at the start of sentences.

* Don't capitalise the word "I" or "I'm", saying instead "i" and "im".

* Don't put in proper paragraph breaks.

* Don't use full stops in the correct places.

* Deliberately misspell lots of words (say things like "thier" or "draogns").

If people complain about your lack of grammar, there are three main approaches you can take:

a) Say you aren't as educated as they are, so they should feel sorry for you.

b) Say you don't have time to get the grammer correct.

c) Say that you think grammatical rules are stupid and old-fashioned.

I particularly like b as an answer. Since the few milliseconds you might save are totally dwarfed by the extra time that everyone else has to spend attempting to read your posts, what it really translates to is: "My time is *way* more important than your time."

Excuse me, but why would anyone try to "Ghost" Deadly Shadow? The game is not only broken but the Missions are nowhere near the calibre of the OMs so please, you are only pretending to Ghost which doubles the amusement factor. I recommend an initial run through of the Dark Project instead. Now *that* was a game worthy of this Ghosting thing you are going on and on about.