Herr_Garrett on 10/8/2010 at 13:30
So. Why don't we just start the religion for real? :D
cast on 10/8/2010 at 14:47
Heh. Trying to speak Hammer-like all day would surely be lulz.
kabatta on 10/8/2010 at 14:54
Ok. But I call dibs on the pagan leader role.
Sticky Fingers on 10/8/2010 at 15:10
I'll volunteer to be a haunt (just love the way they laugh :) )
Herr_Garrett on 10/8/2010 at 15:36
Quote Posted by cast
Heh. Trying to speak Hammer-like all day would surely be lulz.
'And the Builder said: "Thou shalt not use impure net-speak within my hallowed precincts. For it offendeth me, and thou shalt wander in the Wilderness for all eternity."'
- from the Hammer Book or Rules and Regulations.
Solabusca on 10/8/2010 at 16:35
Because there are enough intolerant, strident, crusading patriarchal monotheistic faiths in the world already?
I mean, would you want to be part of a faith that advocates cutting the tongues out of liars' mouths?
.j.
cast on 10/8/2010 at 17:37
@up
There are certainly enough of these. But despite being pretty creative, none uses hammers as mean of evangelisation :ebil: While not as cheerful as worshipping the Flying Spaghetti Monster, it would surely attract some people.
But Hammers wear funny flashy uniforms, so no thanks. Pagans would be a better option in this case, buuut their speech is too funny ;/
Anyway, even if the religion concept fails, we might turn this thread into hammerblabbering about anything.
Independent Thief on 10/8/2010 at 18:10
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I mean, would you want to be part of a faith that advocates cutting the tongues out of liars' mouths?
Well it would be good for reforming politics!:cool:
Maddermadcat on 10/8/2010 at 18:51
Quote Posted by Solabusca
Because there are enough intolerant, strident, crusading patriarchal monotheistic faiths in the world already?
Yeah, but none of them make sledgehammers mandatory.
At least the hammerites encourage creativity, invention and hard work as part of their religion, which makes it more constructive than any abrahamic religion.
Pagan Hammerite on 10/8/2010 at 19:37
,the Hammerites eventually transformed into a chain of Hardware Superstores.
