Bronze Griffin on 2/7/2005 at 22:40
The Mechs loved that I'm sure.
Ominous cowl on 5/7/2005 at 14:41
We've recently uploaded a really outrageous corpse, let's take a look at it:
Inline Image:
http://people.freenet.de/graveyard/gallery/outrageous.jpgObviously, this is our grim reaper zombie... it's actually a tourist from Cragscleft prison, who escaped from it but fell into a deep water pit and was spilled away into a deep grave with undead fishes. Therefore, the dead body rose and climbed out of its grave!
TF on 5/7/2005 at 16:27
what
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Bronze Griffin on 5/7/2005 at 20:26
If you squash your brain you can see the logic clearly. :)
Apocrypha Roxy on 6/7/2005 at 02:47
:laff:
Oh, man. Priceless sketches.
BTW I believe that 'scrotum' you refer to is supposed to be a blackjack. Though I could be wrong. If I am, that's scary... and potentially hysterical. :weird:
I don't want to think about it anymore.
That Bafford zombie reminded me a little too much of a certain photograph of somone who turned to soup in the tub. Yech. :eww:
Why anyone would have such a bizarre sense of affection for the undead boggles my mind. I hate those things. The less there are, the better. Hence:
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However, no Thief level with zombies has ever come remotely close to being as creepy as the Cradle (in my opinion). RTC is up there, but I feel the Cradle eclipsed it.
don't let that be true. :sweat:
On that note, I will leave you to your zombie fetishes; gears or no I think I'll pass.
Your drawing skills far surpass my own. Kudos. :thumb:
Ominous cowl on 6/7/2005 at 11:44
Quote Posted by Apocrypha Roxy
Oh, man. Priceless sketches.
BTW I believe that 'scrotum' you refer to is supposed to be a blackjack.
Hmm... yes, that's Garrett's blackjack hanging on his belt. Maybe the spikes on it made a little confusion! But on the other hand- when using a blackjack with spikes, doesn't it get stuck in the opponent?
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I don't want to think about it anymore.
Oh, me too. My zombies have pants.
Human pants.Quote Posted by Apocrypha Roxy
On that note, I will leave you to your zombie fetishes; gears or no I think I'll pass.
Your drawing skills far surpass my own. Kudos. :thumb:
Thanks! Though Divisor has created a great amount of undead corpses as well. I'm Nemerov, but the name
Ominous cowl was more appropriate in this forum. I recently had another zombie inspiration:
Inline Image:
http://people.freenet.de/graveyard/gallery/nemsketch/edible.jpgBeware, it's (
http://people.freenet.de/graveyard/nemsketch.htm) from my sketchbook. What do you think of this shambling cooking corpse? Apparently, this guy was a cook in former times... and thanks to the curse of the miraculous graveyard, it rose as a dumb zombie, ...well! He's currently making some roasted mushrooms in his frying pan ;). Surely the other undead inhabitants of the graveyard are not only preferring human flesh for dinner, but also some delicious delicacies, too!
Apocrypha Roxy on 6/7/2005 at 15:51
Does he make chicken caciattori in white wine sauce?
I could get to like him.
:sly:
Just as long as he washes up before he gets in the kitchen. :laff:
Ominous cowl on 6/7/2005 at 19:14
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Does he make
chicken caciattori in white wine sauce?
Uhm... let's see!
A recipe for (
http://www.freewebs.com/mizzaspizza/recipes.htm) Chicken caciattori:
Wash chicken and pat dry.Wash chicken? Check - this guy works quite cleanly, he is a dead corpse! Dead zombies don't attract many bacteria, do they?
Coat with flour. Heat oil in large skillet. Add chicken and cook over medium heat, turning as needed, until lightly browned on all sides.I'm pretty sure our undead cook can manage these steps...
Remove from skillet. Add onion, green pepper and garlic to oil...That's easy! Fortunately for us, this cook zombie grows green pepper, onion and garlic by himself in his left armpit! How practial!
...and cook about 3 minutes. Add chicken; spoon sauteed vegetables over chicken. Add salt, pepper, bay leaves, tomatoes and tomato sauce.I'm convinced he'll do that with his very own frying pan under his stomach. He seems to got used to it somehow.
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Just as long as he washes up before he gets in the kitchen. :laff:
Uh... that's not recommended! If he ever washes his left armpit, we would certainly lose his nice little garden (he grows some onions, green pepper, garlic, broccoli and mushrooms in it)!
Apocrypha Roxy on 7/7/2005 at 05:45
The tomatos and the sauce is where you went wrong, sweetheart. White wine sauce is tomato-free. Just oil, vermouth (I think), and some parsley and other things. Maybe more wine? Very simple, very delicious.
Otherwise, you've got the chicken down-pat. :)
The cleanliness, on the other hand, is a bit off-putting. :wot:
Just so you know, I don't even have a rudimentry grasp of culinary skill. My mother is fantastic, though. Abstaining from her cooking is one of the big reasons I've lost 20+ lbs. We're Italian. Oh, man, the sacrifice...
Zombie chefs.
That's a novel idea. :thumb:
Ominous cowl on 10/7/2005 at 21:31
Quote Posted by Apocrypha Roxy
Very simple, very delicious.
Yes, the undead cook hasn't that much brain volume left... a few
mix-ups are unavoidable ;)!
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/// ´ | Obviously, this is the fly zombie, because many
´ |/ ~~ ` \ ´ flies are constantly surrounding him... undead
´ | <> | ` flies, of course. A close-up of such a fly will
| ~~ | `´ come shortly. This guy seems to be somewhat
` \ \_| alterted!
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/ _____________ \ Beware of his undead arms,
| | \______________ | which will try to reach
| |________________ | ^^^ your neck!
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As you can see, we're currently planning to release ascii-zombies as well! This guy above resembles
Ramirez, the evil aristoratic Garrett blackjacked in his basement. Unfortuately for him, the burricks ate him - and finally landed in the catacombs of the Hammerites! As there was already a significant amount of walking corpses, the curse of the catacombs came into the coffin of Ramirez and waked him up..., well. There're now plenty of flies around his head.
