The World Didn't End... - by Queue
CCCToad on 23/5/2011 at 19:16
Erm yes, thats exactly what I said, genius. Jesus never has appeared to ask for my bank account number.
Jakeyboy on 23/5/2011 at 22:32
Quote Posted by BBC News
An atheist and entrepreneur from New Hampshire, Bart Centre, is enjoying a boost in business for Eternal Earth-bound Pets, which he set up to look after the pets of those who believe they will be raptured.
He has more than 250 clients who are paying up to $135 (£83) to have their pets picked up and cared for after the rapture.
They would be disappointed twice, he told the Wall Street Journal. "Once because they weren't raptured and again because I don't do refunds."
Genius!! :laff:
Brian The Dog on 24/5/2011 at 10:08
Talk about giving your opponents a stick to beat you with! Hopefully people will just ignore him this time round.
PeeperStorm on 24/5/2011 at 10:33
Reminds me of that old Beyond the Fringe sketch, "The End of the World":
"Well, it's not quite the conflagration I'd been banking on. Never mind, lads, same time tomorrow… we must get a winner one day."
CCCToad on 24/5/2011 at 21:29
Third time's the charm, right?
Seriously though...I fully believe that humanity will end before the world does.
Pyrian on 24/5/2011 at 21:52
That's a pretty safe bet, although we may yet take a significant chunk of the biosphere with us.
PeeperStorm on 24/5/2011 at 22:02
That's right. You hear that, all you bastard trees and fish and things? If we're goin' down, we're takin' you all with us!
CCCToad on 25/5/2011 at 00:11
Any amount of damage to the ozone layer caused by industrial or automotive CO2 production pales in comparison to the harm caused by the amount of hot air that TTLG members spew on a daily basis.
Boxsmith on 25/5/2011 at 00:23
I predict someone is going to exploit that little quip hard.
any moment now
