MrMunkeepants on 9/9/2012 at 08:23
I was playing (
http://armorgames.com/play/2893/achievement-unlocked) Achievement Unlocked, a flash-based meta-gaming parody, and had a thought: what kind of amusing/annoying/in-joke/immersion-breaking achievements would pop up in the game if Thief were made today?
This could cover simple progression-based achievements as well as some for performing "expert" moves or finding FM Easter eggs. Please add to my list!
things everybody will probably do at some point:
* A+ - Complete Keeper Training!
* Cha-Ching - Pick a Pocket!
* Quartermaster - Pick Up Supplies!
* Storm the Gates - Rush Bafford's Guards!
* Sneaky - Find An Alternate Route!
* Hawkeye - Find a Secret!
* Arachnophobia - Death By Spider!
* Nighty Night - KO an Enemy!
* First Blood - Kill an Enemy!
* That's Gotta Hurt - Death by Enemy!
* Coward - Run Away From a Fight!
* Splash - Use a Water Arrow!
* Kaboom - Use a Fire Arrow!
* Mmm, Squishy - Use a Moss Arrow!
* Silent But Deadly - Use a Gas Arrow!
* Gasp - Use a Breath Potion!
* Rogue is Low on Health - Use a Health Potion!
* Poof - Use a Flashbomb!
* Take No Prisoners - Kill an Unarmed Civilian!
* Quiet, You - KO an Unarmed Civilian!
* Take It to the Bank - Find All the Loot!
* Klaatu Barada Nikto - Rouse a Zombie!
* This is my Boomstick - Blow Up a Zombie!
* Braaiiinnss - Die by Zombie!
* Thanks, Admiral Ackbar - Die by Boobie-Trap!
* Kalima - Die by Lava!
* The Other White Meat - Let a KO Victim Die by Fire!
* Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition -
something involving Hammerites* * King of the Jungle - Use a Vine Arrow!
* The Jagermeister - Kill a Burrick!
* Way to Go, Indy - Find the Lost City!
* With A Mighty Blow - Backstab an Enemy!
* Drop It Like It's Hot - Lay A Mine!
* Walked Into That One - Trigger Your Own Mine!
* ...The Sudden Stop at the Bottom - Fall to your Death!
* There Can Only be One - Kill Another Thief!
"expert moves:"
* Stunt Fall - Avoid Damage from a Deadly Fall!
* It Was His Ticker - Die from Sudden Heart Attack Syndrome!
* Off the Map - Find the Edge of the World!
* Slingshot - Launch Yourself via a Door!
