Lovecraftian on 1/2/2008 at 15:03

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DISCLAIMER: I didn't write this. This is an edit of a terrible Doom Fanfic that i thought would make some of you chuckle.

Garrett waited. The torches around him flickered and aved in the air. There were demons in the tomb. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Keeper Artemus were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

Garrett was a Thief for fourteen years. When he was young he looked at tombs and he said to Artemus "I want to plunder tombs Artie."

Artemus said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"

There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the secret tomb underneath the city he knew there were demons.
Artemus appeared and said "You must fight the demons!"

So Garrett gotted his arrows and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the Bugbeast and he fired the bugz. Garrett blackjacked at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
Artemus said "No, Garrett. You are the demons"

And then Garrett was a zombie.

Stony on 2/2/2008 at 03:40

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Wow. Fanfic has actually gotten better over the years.

Stony

Digital Nightfall on 2/2/2008 at 04:07

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(http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail188.html)
(http://www.videosift.com/video/Half-Life-Full-Life-Consequences)

Fanfics seem to be the order of the day these days.

The Phantom on 2/2/2008 at 23:54

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That was great :laff:

ganac on 3/2/2008 at 02:44

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oh noes! teh dubble post!