Jashin on 9/1/2008 at 04:57
You are Shannon, the office master thief. Rarely seen (outside of the lady's room) and never caught, Shannon is the best that ever was. Able to sneak past any UNATCO trooper, pick any lock, and break into the most ingeniously secured armories. Shannon steals from the quartermaster and gives to herself, making her living in the dark and foreboding organization. Here crime and corruption are commonplace, wealthy multinationals prey on the disenfranchised, and media coexist uneasily with the sentiment of the ordinary people. World-weary and apathetic, Shannon wants nothing more than to be left alone to do her womanly business. But things never work out that way!
With Kaplan the screwball as your fence and Alex Jacobson's office as your storehouse, you'll someday rise to challenge Sam Carter, the meanest guardy person that ever lived. But remember: Until then, hush hush!
* Cutting-edge Action Stealth Gameplay - Hide in the blind spots, sneak past troopers and agents, or ambush them from the lady's room! Use thy feminine wiles!
* Huge Arsenal of Thieves' Tools - Including lock picks, a baton, multitools, electric prod, noisemakers, emp grenades, and a mini crossbow.
* An Entire Organization to Explore - Break into any departments, ransack the storage rooms, fence your loot, and earn a reputation. Feel
like a real thief in an multileveled compound of unparalleled responsiveness and interactivity.
* Advanced Artificial Intelligence - AI guards that see and hear, track evidence and suspiciousness, search for intruders, fight, give chase,
and perform lip synching, facial expressions, and thousands of lines of real-time dialog.
* Dynamic Action and Response System - Every character and object carries out realistic, dynamic routines that effect stealth gameplay.
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http://steampowered.com/v/img/ratings/esrb_m.gifganac on 9/1/2008 at 04:59
What?
Jashin on 9/1/2008 at 05:19
self-explanatory
Gotta love that Thief tribute. Haven't mapped in ages, but it sounds like a lot of fun ta me to try (for the next DSX game).
ZylonBane on 9/1/2008 at 05:59
Quote Posted by Jashin
self-explanatory
apparently-not
TTK12G3 on 9/1/2008 at 15:50
I found this amusing. Thank you.
jtr7 on 9/1/2008 at 18:50
Is it a quote, Jashin, or is it yours?:)
Jarvis on 10/1/2008 at 05:35
Ha! Nice! I always wondered how she managed it. Even JC (which is a very effective and sneaky thief when I play him) can't get in there.
Clearly she's a direct descendant of Garrett and Basso's sister.
Jashin on 10/1/2008 at 05:37
Yea, it's mine.
The lady's room would be like a safe house. Someone on your tail? Duck in there and then accuse them of sexual harassment should they walk in! Hiding contraband in there? You bet'cha.
Feminine wiles, how's that for social stealth? Wouldn't that be fun to play? Haha seriously. That's one modern-day thief I'd pay to play. Wouldn't mind working on it myself either.
Pardoner on 10/1/2008 at 20:52
I'm not quite sure I know what you mean by Shannon's "womanly business" or "feminine wiles" being a part of gameplay, but if it's anything like what we see of Viktoria's "charms" (;) yeah!) in Thief, then I can't wait to see Shannon turn into a tree.
