BoldEnglishman on 28/5/2007 at 14:48
I'd put myself into Acoholics Anonymous :D.
If the Trickster was real.. what if the BUILDER was real??? (or that statue of Chtulu in Karath-Din???-"creepy")
sparkle_motion on 28/5/2007 at 16:38
Then he'd built the biggest stack of boxes ever seen by man. Or thief.
What if the stone statues only wanted to hug everyone?
BoldEnglishman on 29/5/2007 at 12:53
I still run-up and try and bash them 'cos I don't particularly find the feeling of being crushed by a statue (its solid stone, it would crush your innards!)
What if the Lost City was made a tourist attraction?
sparkle_motion on 29/5/2007 at 19:11
The Burricks and projectile devices would probably pose a problem.
What if the undead were actually your ex boyfriend/ex girlfriend multiplied?
Meisterdieb on 1/6/2007 at 18:00
Then I finally had a reason for killing them... :ebil:
(although...one wonders why they return as zombies, and for that matter, who killed them in the first place???)
What if the Baron finally returned to the City?
sparkle_motion on 1/6/2007 at 18:45
There would be a parade and NO shadows. At all!
Speaking of which, what if there WERE no shadows?
Meisterdieb on 2/6/2007 at 12:14
The game would be called:
Thief: Friendly Well-Lit Places
What if the Crabmen started a chain of barber shops?
jasee on 2/6/2007 at 14:43
You would get one helluva crop top, and they would serve 4000 customers a day.
If Garrett retired from thievery, would he open a restaurant serving Crabmen pincers, or Bugbeast brains?
Meisterdieb on 2/6/2007 at 14:52
If the Crabmen taste anything like lobster... well, just imagine the dough he'll be reeling in selling those by the pound.
(Bugbeast brains... I don't think so. Althoug you could probably sell it as a delicacy to the French; they do like their escargot.:ebil: )
So: Crabmeat/-pincers it is.
What if Greenpeace teamed up with the Pagans?
BoldEnglishman on 2/6/2007 at 20:05
Animal and nature rights activists would suddenly turn into a new fascist, extremist party, complete with a private army of supernatural creatures :D.
(After a playing a certain fan-mission)What if you walked up to a well-known friend who had their back to you... when they turn around they reveal that they are a zombie??? (This is basically a what would you do first question... and the Zombie wants to eat you)
