Gambit on 15/10/2007 at 23:47

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Welcome to the The City´s city guide !
Here you will find the best places to go when you´re taffing around our streets !

The best places to visit from Interesting (10) to Absolutely Must See (1):

10 - Opera House
If you´re the tipe of snobish noble who listen to operas so people think you´re an intellectual then this is your place.

9 - The Market
Whenever you need to go shopping then go to the central market, near the City´s main river. You can find a few empty barracks that supply the entire City economy.

8 - Gervasius Exposition
Ah, now things are getting better for our fellow tourist ! If you´re lucky to be invited to Gervasius exposition make sure to look at some of his masks. They are exposed in fine rooms with beautiful tapestry. Take care with the tapestr... cough cough... huhgghghgrt !

7 - Angelwatch
This is where you get an invitation for a tour guide where your guide is actually Elmer Fludd recordings with english accent. You will have fun laughting at his voice and you get a tortured slave for free.

6 - The Museum
This is were the stuff that SHOULD NOT be exposed are in fact exposed. It´s like someone was crazy enouth to expose Indiana Jone´s giant warehouse for show.

5 - The Cassinos
Feeling like doing something illegal ? The Thieve´s Guild is your place ! Only problem ? Access. The only way to get there involves playing Santa Claus in someone´s kitchen.

4 - The BLACK market
What makes the Black Market so much better than the plain market ?
First, it´s illegal, therefore thiefly fun. Second, it actually has people in it, and they are actually, gosh, marketing things ! And third, most of these merchants are submissive women with annoying voice that want to have your babies !

3 - Blue Heron Inn
This inn comes with blue paint signals in case you wonder how to enter throught the wrong door.

2 - Madame Volari´s house of earthly delights
Needless to say what the fun is about. "This time I´m not just passing throught"

1 - Bear Pits
And the best of the best. If you´re a taffer you can´t miss this.
Go there with a drunk friend and watch animal carnage !

Meisterdieb on 30/10/2007 at 02:35

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And what about the Lost City ?? ("Not so lost anymore")
And Constantine's Manor? (oh, that could be marketed as one crazy theme park)