This happened at school today... - by ganac
ganac on 17/11/2006 at 02:38
Just this general idea cracked me up at school this morning:
Our senate representative came back and discussed some stuff that went down in the senate meeting.
One of the things he mentioned that there might be a PAGAN club at our school. So I actually said, out loud,
'Good! Now wes can worships the woodsie lord!' Ended up that people were laughing at the idea, but not my joke.:nono:
It'll probably go through, seeing my school is a liberal paradise. But I will still crack up and use Thief one-liners when ever the subject somes up.
DarkThiefsie on 17/11/2006 at 04:11
Good lord (oops, i mean builder)
Imagine woodworking class.
Heck. Imagine Religious Education.
-AB
Biohazard on 17/11/2006 at 08:47
Try to form a Hammerite order at your school as an official club and see what happens. Just go for it! ;)
Bronze Griffin on 17/11/2006 at 10:45
And in todays RE lesson we shall study THE GLORIOUS BUILDER! *hammerite banners flutter down from the ceiling. Huge hammer icon rises from the floor*
Gorgonseye on 17/11/2006 at 15:35
Always wondered why there was that giant gaping hole in the middle of the floor....
Lost Soul on 17/11/2006 at 20:10
"Praise be to Karras....oh and the Builder":cheeky:
I Hate Burricks on 18/11/2006 at 02:04
Pagan?!!! Oh no.. *gently pats a hammer*
DarkThiefsie on 18/11/2006 at 05:37
Father: "Hello, Little Tim, what did you learn at school today?"
Tim: "I learnt about Hammerites, dad!"
Tim: ** Pats Hammer **
Tim: "Hey, didn't you steal that pen from the bank a few days ago?"
Father: "..erm. No. Why?"
Tim: "Oh, a heathen lier too eh!? You know what hammerites do to them, eh?"
Father: **Runs away**
Tim: "Come back here, heathen, and face thy punishment! Thou shalt not escape the builder's wrath!"
Father: "Get away from me ya freak of nature!!!"
Tim: "You just insulted yerself too, vilous weed!"
Kovitlac on 18/11/2006 at 18:45
Quote:
Try to form a Hammerite order at your school as an official club and see what happens. Just go for it!
Deffinitely;) I would join that one.
Bronze Griffin on 18/11/2006 at 20:32
Quote Posted by DarkThiefsie
Father: "Hello, Little Tim, what did you learn at school today?"
Tim: "I learnt about Hammerites, dad!"
Tim: ** Pats Hammer **
Tim: "Hey, didn't you steal that pen from the bank a few days ago?"
Father: "..erm. No. Why?"
Tim: "Oh, a heathen lier too eh!? You know what hammerites do to them, eh?"
Father: **Runs away**
Tim: "Come back here, heathen, and face thy punishment! Thou shalt not escape the builder's wrath!"
Father: "Get away from me ya freak of nature!!!"
Tim: "You just insulted yerself too, vilous weed!"
:laff: Very funny!
