To Secure. Protect. Contain - by Renzatic
Renzatic on 4/1/2011 at 08:12
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http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/about-the-scp-organization) The SCP Foundation. A catalog of the unexplained, the dangerous, and the flat out creepy.
I happened this site a couple of weeks ago, and have been reading it religiously ever since. I could try to explain it, but I think linking to my favorite SCP's will do a much better job of that than I ever could. And yeah, Mr. Duck. These are fictitious. Or at least I hope they are. :eek:
These are some of my favorites..
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http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-087) The Endless Stairwell. Very House of Leavesian. Only something malevolent lies within. Make sure you read the exploration documents for the full story.
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http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-026) The Abandoned School
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http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-231) The Seven Brides Most of the information here is REDACTED, but what you are able to read, and what it's hinting at, is flat out disturbing.
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http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-294) The Coffee Machine that can produce any liquid. Don't ask it for a cup of joe.
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http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-899) The Lost Children. Which is, in turn, linked to another SCP. But I'll let you all find that one.
..and there's more. If you're like me, and enjoy weird, strange, pulpy stuff, you'll get a kick out of this site.
Sulphur on 4/1/2011 at 08:35
I like the addendum for the Coffee Machine where someone asks for a 'Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blaster' and the description following it.
The people behind that site have too much free time on their hands, don't they.
Koki on 4/1/2011 at 15:00
It's just some occult nutjob fanfiction.
*shrugs*
fett on 4/1/2011 at 15:46
Gah. I can't believe it's the new year and I haven't told Koki to go choke on a horse dick yet.
Hey, Koki! Go choke on a horse dick!
Enchantermon on 4/1/2011 at 16:20
This stuff is gold.
Kolya on 4/1/2011 at 21:09
Coke on a doors pick, Smokie?
Smoke on a floors shtick, Shoky?
Broke on a coarse hick, Moky?
Croak on a morse flick, Lokie?
Soak on a boar's lick, Toky?
Rogue on a source kick, doky?
I'm seeing a 500 INTERNAL SERVER ERROR every time I post now. This is looking good.
Koki on 4/1/2011 at 21:12
Quote Posted by fett
Gah. I can't believe it's the new year and I haven't told Koki to go choke on a horse dick yet.
Hey, Koki! Go choke on a horse dick!
I shall take your position into consideration
demagogue on 4/1/2011 at 22:55
I believe the term is assume the position in consideration.
As for SPC, another fine product of 4chan.
Some articles are better than others, but they've got the style down.
Dresden on 4/1/2011 at 23:18
Now I know how Fox Mulder feels every time he's handed a case.
