Turtle on 5/3/2011 at 01:48

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Fixed

Rug Burn Junky on 5/3/2011 at 05:02

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(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk6Ino37LQ0) Why not come into a piece of fruit, eg. a watermelon?

Sg3 on 6/3/2011 at 16:32

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I don't know what this is but I'm afraid to Google it. Maybe the dictionary is safe. The dictionary won't burn my eyes, right?

Sulphur on 7/3/2011 at 20:28

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I'm back from my fun in the sun. It's been educational.

After some trial and error, I'm prepared to accept that coconuts aren't as versatile as melons, but they sure are pretty reusable if you're adroit and resourceful enough not to have lost your member the first time around once stuck (which I was, though admittedly this involved a failed attempt with a meat tenderiser, some judicious use of olive oil, and a fellow named Eugene - careful with that axe, mate :erg:).

Papayas are good substitutes because they've got squishy centres just waiting for you. Heavenly. However, this only remains good as long as you don't rupture the delicate liquid-filled membranes around the seeds, else they drain and those fuckers make for some rather raspy finality to what was your bell-end. I was lucky and got away with a couple of nicks, nothing that some bandages and antiseptic didn't fix; others had it worse, with at least one fatal accident involving a cauterising sweep with a blow-torch going slightly wide off the mark.

Apart from that, I finally did get some pussy, but the only way to get the damn things to stop squirming is to smack them repeatedly on the head with a coconut (n.b. - always conk from rear, especially with Siamese), and by then they're too far gone to be of any use to you so all you're left with again is the coconut.

Ah well, what the hell. There are worse things than fucking a coconut, eh? Sorry, what was that, Eug?


@Kolya: Phrantic phone phingering. I made the thread on my mobile (hence the phucked-up phormat in the OP), and it has a bunch of issues with refreshing after text box input.

Azaran on 8/3/2011 at 04:50

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Some interesting stuff on the Popobawa demon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popobawa) from Wikipedia:

Popobawa is a shapeshifter and described as taking different forms, not just that of a bat as its name implies. It can take either human or animal form, and metamorphose from one into the other....Its nocturnal attacks can comprise simple physical assault and/or poltergeist-like phenomena; but most feared is sexual assault and the sodomising of adult men and women. Victims are often urged to tell others that they have been assaulted, and are threatened with repeat visits by Popobawa if they do not.

Reports of Popobawa attacks rise and fall with the election cycle in Zanzibar (:wot::laff:), although victims argue Popobawa is apolitical. Popobawa reports rose dramatically relatively recently, in 1995. A further spate of attacks was reported in Dar es Salaam in 2007.[5]

Villagers maintain that Popobawa becomes enraged if his existence is denied. Popobawa spoke to a group of villagers on Pemba in 1971 through a girl possessed by the monster. The girl, called Fatuma, spoke in a man's deep voice and then villagers say they heard the sound of a car revving and rustling on a nearby roof. Many of those on the islands believe in exorcisms, and place charms at the base of fig trees or sacrifice goats.
http://kalafudra.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/popobawa.jpg