STiFU on 3/1/2006 at 11:58
The Speedpotion is a combination of THC, "rehab medicine" and some not very well researched liquid called chronophorm. The chronophorm transforms the objects body into some kind of a timetravel machine through which the great amount of THC is sent. The timetravel period reaches to the time when the object was still an embryo, when the blood circulation of child AND mother are still one. Both get stoned directly and the objects mother soon wants to smoke more and more weed. And as everybody knows Smoking marihuana during pregnancy makes the child hyperactive later. This is why you can run so fast after drinking the potion. After some time a second chemical reaction makes the rehab medicine harm the hyperactivity at once and the Speedpotions effect is over.
This method is very risky, because If the objects mother smokes far too much and dies out of some reason the object just disappears and no one even remembers it, because it just did not exist. At least thats the theory. Nobody can proove it!!!
:cheeky: Ok thats enough from me i think! :) Mind you, I am no pothead :D
Ah one more thing! Don't be so nasty to that noob... We were all noobs some time ago. I am definitely pro-noobs!! :thumb:
DarkElf_Mairead on 3/1/2006 at 13:45
Quote Posted by ValasXitan
Escapades was a better word, but i had a block and typed in what sounded right!
(should stop doing this):cheeky:
Eh it happens :)
Griffin on 4/1/2006 at 20:53
Quote Posted by STiFU
The Speedpotion is a combination of THC...
etc.
Dude.........:cool:
Dia on 4/1/2006 at 21:16
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What is in those speed potions? Something that makes you run very, very fast.
SD on 4/1/2006 at 23:11
Quote Posted by Dia
Something that makes you run very, very fast.
Castor oil and Milk of Magnesia, then :)
northeast on 5/1/2006 at 07:57
A better question is, what's in them invisibility potions? During my rectums in Gervasius' manor, I drank one and nary a guard could see me!
Emerald Wolf on 5/1/2006 at 08:47
Ectoplasm maybe? Its usually portrayed with a green tint. Oh and remember... its not to be taken as an enema.
Hesche on 5/1/2006 at 12:26
Quote Posted by northeast
A better question is, what's in them invisibility potions?
That´s a question only a german retail shop assistant can answer. I assure you, they must have mastered the "40 Chambers of Skilful Prevention of Service" or something.
But as they are Masters of Disguise it´s hard to catch one, so the secret might never be revealed.
ValasXitan on 6/1/2006 at 02:09
I don't know what is in those speed potions, but Caribou Coffee must use the same ingredient in those Reindeer Nibblers! Those can't be just chocolate covered esspresso beans!
kamyk on 6/1/2006 at 05:23
Quote Posted by northeast
A better question is, what's in them invisibility potions? During my rectums in Gervasius' manor, I drank one and nary a guard could see me!
Assuming this to be sarcastic, I laughed my rectum off.
