Quote Posted by Herr_Garrett
Just imagine, Karras saying: "Well, Garrett, laddie, you know this thing between me and Caduca? Well, she came to a sermon once - obviously we were both younger those days -, and that's where we met. Eyes across a crowded room, that sort of thing. After the sermon I nipped out round the back, and there she was, waiting for me, and told me, hah, you never guess what, well, she said 'Dear Master Hammerite, I'm a really grievous sinner, could you punish me?' well, that's just the thing for a growing lad, so I took her down to the inquisition cellar, and, well, I won't go into details, but she definitely was absolved... Afterwards, we met a couple of times, great days, great days, and sometime later you came along, laddie, you know what I mean? But just as she told me, a day later, there was this... accident in the forge, with a hammer hitting me in the, well, not to put too fine a point on it, in the testicular area, and afterwards little brethren Karras wasn't the same. When I told your momma, the nasty bitch she was, she said I was no good for her any longer, and ran away. Joined some nuns or something, only it must really have got on her, 'cos last time I saw her, she was all wrinkly, and muttered me something about 'iron trees'. I say, this beer is pretty good stuff, do they put burricks in it? Anyway, I asked her, did she mean the candelstick I forged her? And she said, 'that's bad'. Hah. Stupid woman. Anyway, that was the last I saw of her, 'cos then I became pretty interested with all these cogs and stuff, you can't believe how fas'nating it is, laddie.
Anyway... You'n this Viktoria girl, eh? Nice strong limbs she has, I can't help noticing! And seems to be pretty well provided in the fruit area. Just be careful at the first time, you hear me? 'Course, I could give you a few tips, hahhahha!" and so on. By the Builder...:cheeky:
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