theBlackman on 25/12/2003 at 00:53
I told my wife the truth, when she asked:
"Dear, am I a little heavy for this outfit?"
Valkyre on 25/12/2003 at 06:46
I always enjoy those "peaking through a door when suddenly you do two sharp turns and instantly die" moments.
:cheeky:
thursday on 28/12/2003 at 22:41
In "Assassins" I ran around the manison carrying an unconcious body as to annoy everyone I would meet. In tight situations I used speed potions to get some distance from all those guards.
Cause I was ghosting around the level before and have only recently triggered the alarm, lots of guards were still around to chase me and my unconcious friend. Well, I eventually ran out of speed potions but this was no big deal as I wasn´t far away
from this convenient turret room that was unaccessible to Joe Guard.
It was a trap... by my own design. :)
I had lots of fun with this trap; it consisted of two mines, an explosive barrel, small wooden crates, and every piece of junk I could find in the manison (plants, tablets, keys, etc.) strategically placed on and around the barrel of boom.
When some guards were approaching my trap I got to the other side of it so that they would take note of me and trigger it all. I was standing like 10 metres away from this lovely crafted trap when some object (I could have sworn it was a frigging plant)
hit and killed me, instantly (on expert difficulty with full health). I can´t help but smile when I think of all those guards that find their personal belongings ("junk") in the most far out places of the manison on the next day. :D
TheivingME on 29/12/2003 at 22:16
i did not know miscellenious objects could actually hurt you in thief, no matter how fast they are going. Considering in blooper 'TG' that guard fires apples at you and it dont do squat.
Crowley on 2/1/2004 at 14:58
The stupidest and most embarrassing death I can remember was when I emerged from the sink in Little Big Land. The huge room managed to completely mess up my perception of size as I leisurely jumped down from the table... to my death.
Moridin on 2/1/2004 at 19:02
Probably Undercover- I'd [SPOILER]blackjacked the crap out of all of the Hammerites (barring the 3 guards at the entrance-way) including (unfortunately) having to bludgeon the poor priest to death after he caught me trying to bj him- and I took some fiery punishment for it! I strolled across to get the talismans thinking "I've only got a few shields left, but I'll be able to avoid the last 3 guards no problem" Imagine my surprise when I realised I hadn't read the prayerbook and trying to remove the two talismans resulted in a scream and a swift skull and crossbones [/SPOILER] :rolleyes:
TheivingME on 3/1/2004 at 12:59
now ur bj ing priests mordin? Its gone too far man, too far.:eww:
Mortal Monkey on 3/1/2004 at 16:39
Quote:
Originally posted by TheivingME i did not know miscellenious objects could actually hurt you in thief, no matter how fast they are going. Considering in blooper 'TG' that guard fires apples at you and it dont do squat.
Try killing a bunch of zombies with a holystimmed sword...
Stupidest way I've died? Saving at the bottom of a ropey. Also I once got a little too close to some rotating machinery.
Oh ya, and I always try to stack flashbombs, tho I tend to stop myself before stacking mines.
buglunch on 11/1/2004 at 22:31
I actually had my first SHAS ever a couple of days ago in Cragscleft crouch-dropping into a guard station after arrowing him in the neck. Could have used a key to get in the door but noooooooooooo...
dr. cello on 14/1/2004 at 11:09
Masks... a few stories here, actually. I had used some frogbeasts to disable one of the Children in the doorway of one of the exhibit rooms, or something. It was stuck in the doorway, so I had to hack it to death. Now, I wasn't playing intelligent at the time and I had taken a lot of damage to various Unfriendly Parties, and somehow the turret outside got stuck on automatic. So, being the intelligent taffer I am, I saved (I was only keeping the quicksave) and tried to deal with it. Swording it to death worked... but its corpse triggered the gas trap, killing me. Then after I figured that out, the turret always shot me because I wasn't quite quick enough...
After getting past that and thinking myself the luckiest person alive, and creeping downstairs, the mission fails suddenly. Apparently I had dropped a mine somewhere to kill a bot, and the bot didn't trigger it, but a guard did. I had to restart the entire level.
