irving_forbush on 14/5/2009 at 01:03
I've seen a lot of speculation about what might or might not be in T4. What's the absolute WORST THING that could happen? Hmmm?
Howzabout...
Donald Trump buys Eidos and incorporates his persona into gameplay!
It's only available for Mac & PS2!
All the dialogue reminds you of "Somebody set us up the bomb"!
Garrett is now voiced by Mike Tyson!
The release date is pushed back to coincide with "Thi4f: The Movie"! (starring Tom Cruise as Garrett!)
All the guards are clones of Benny, & he's always naked!
Gameplay is lightened up by the addition of cute butterflies & kittens everywhere!
The background music consists solely of Elvis Presley songs 'sampled' by Vanilla Ice!
Instead of a blackjack, Garrett now uses his schwanzstucker!
To quote Yogurt from Spaceballs: "Merchandising!" Health potions are now Red Bull! Vine arrows are Bungee Cord! All food items are now product placement for Taco Bell! Bud Light is served in all inns! Garrett only wears True Religion jeans, Gap shirts and Uggs!
Dream sequence: Garrett wakes up one morning having just left the Keepers - he still has both eyes, & Thief 1-3 never happened...
Reliance on 14/5/2009 at 01:08
To me the worst that can possible happen is a sequel I don't enjoy playing; the silver lining, however, is that the original 2 and even DS will always be there to be played and enjoyed for many more years to come.
All things considered, the worst nightmare, in the end, is in a failed attempt to get SR to voice Garrett they decide to kill Garrett off in the opening video and you play some new Thief-nub. *tears up* That would be a sad day indeed...:nono:
kamyk on 14/5/2009 at 01:12
Worst case nightmare scenario in seriousness?
A modern setting, no Garrett, 3rd person, no swimmable water, no rope arrows, a bfg arsenal, vehicles, ghetto slang from AI, a modern soundtrack - oh wait, I'm more or less describing GTA aren't I?
Hmm. How about cameo appearances by Square/Enix characters? Or even worse, Disney characters?
pavlovscat on 14/5/2009 at 01:16
I had an actual nightmare...
Everyone was drawn in kid-style anime with huge eyes & terminal cuteness. The guards bounced after Garrett, turning somersaults and skipping. Everything was pink, lavendar & pastel blues & greens. Everyone was NICE! The jails were like spas with plush couches & gourmet food. Keepers were all dressed in furry yellow coats. Thankfully, I woke up (in a cold sweat) and didn't get to see anything else! :eek::eww::eek:
Nice one, kamyk!! LOL
Dia on 14/5/2009 at 01:28
Quote Posted by kamyk
A modern setting, no Garrett, 3rd person, no swimmable water, no rope arrows, a bfg arsenal, vehicles, ghetto slang from AI, a modern soundtrack -
Hmm. How about cameo appearances by Square/Enix characters? Or even worse, Disney characters?
Yeah, all of the above.
Or ..... a blatant sequel to TDS with an heretofore unknown protagonist with each mission being overly laden with zombie/haunt hordes and almost-impossible-to-kill Bosses at the end of each level or you have to start the mission over again.
And this .....
:tsktsk:
ShyGreenMoon on 14/5/2009 at 01:34
Benny dies :(
Queue on 14/5/2009 at 01:42
I actually had a dream once in which I was Benny (true story--sad, but true).
fireflies on 14/5/2009 at 02:44
Quote:
kamyk: A modern setting, no Garrett, 3rd person, no swimmable water, no rope arrows, a bfg arsenal, vehicles, ghetto slang from AI, a modern soundtrack
Ditto. Also: Consolized and geared towards the casual gamer... like TDS.
pavlovscat on 14/5/2009 at 02:55
THI4F: Taffers vs. Aliens
