Xiphos on 3/4/2008 at 03:58
dont judge by age- experience counts quite a bit in thieving.
Queue on 3/4/2008 at 13:54
*composing a rather pointless, and rambling, ransom note*
fett--
We have your thong. You have exactly 8 days to comply with the agenda proposed at the last meeting of the Knights of Capers (and Canapés). If you fail to comply, well, after all tomorrow is another day--one filled with hopes and dreams. Don't you want hopes and dreams, Sam Lowry?
To see your thong again, these conditions must be met unconditionally; along with the following conditions:
1) you must come alone
2) you must not be followed
3) okay--if you really must, you may bring a friend and some cheetos
4) and a nun
5) the is NO number 5
6) look for the spot, if the spot is not there then someone must have shouted it out
7) a large turnip must be placed upon the spot (you know--THAT spot)
8) if a turnip is not available, then any sort of root-vegetable will do (or a sprig of mint)
9) turn around twice
10) repent!
If you feel this message to be in error, please check the number and try again--or ask your doctor about Cholesterine (the all new miracle drug guaranteed to raise your cholesterol 100 times or no money back).
Warning--we are desperate people, capable of doing terrible things to your thong.
*taking a really good look*
If that's truly possible.
fett on 3/4/2008 at 14:33
Ok, I made it to the spot where I'm supposed to put the turnip, but when I click on it, the turnip won't leave my inventory. The spot highlights, but I can't 'use' the turnip.
Maybe I have the wrong turnip? I picked this one up right next to the canal where the drunk guard gives you the key to the Knights of Canapes "co-ed" restrooms.
Also, I found number 5, but only after I put the replacement thong in the burrick poo beside the entrance to the north sewers.
What am I doing wrong? :confused:
nickie on 3/4/2008 at 14:49
:laff:
BrokenArts on 3/4/2008 at 14:54
Oh man I need some more coffee.
fett on 3/4/2008 at 15:11
Also I already knocked out the nun. Is there any way to complete that objective without starting over?
Queue on 3/4/2008 at 15:33
Yes--you must repent and revive the nun
fett on 3/4/2008 at 15:47
I already thought of that but the rosary beads disappeared from my inventory! Is this a known bug? Is there some other way to repent? I tried jumping in the fountain at the abandoned Hammerite chapel, but I kept getting killed by the undead. I need to find some holy water.
nickie on 3/4/2008 at 15:54
Think we're back to needing something a bit stronger now BA! :D
Queue on 3/4/2008 at 15:55
By the Builder's Hand--You missed the holy water?! Try squeezing the turnip, while standing near the grave of Elvis, into a bucket.
