Woe unto me, brethren, for I am undone... - by Herr_Garrett
Herr_Garrett on 14/3/2009 at 13:09
Brother JTR, thou speakest aright. It was indeed the foul Trickster who distracted mine mind and bound my though with leafy vines... For so spaketh Saint Edgar:
Quote:
Originally posted by St. Edgar"Beware the minions of the Trickster, for they revel in chaos. Seek they to undo thy works and subvert thy thoughts."
The vile Leafy Lord snared mine thoughts! I can feel his clamouring within the temple of my body! Perchance the lashes shall aid me...
5 minutes laterBrethren, I am born and forgéd anew. From the chastising depths of penitence I return, to flourish the holy hammer and bring down the Builder's wrath upon all unbelievers. We must needs cleanse the streets, the dwellings, the City and the world without of this scum most foul, to bring about the Builder's Dream. All pagans and heretics should fall, and be thrown into the purifying flame, wherewith their putrid and foul sins shall burn away, to leave but the immaculate, unblemished spirit behind.
Brethren, brandish your hammers. We shall hide our glory and strength no longer! I have tidings that this summer ye plan a great synod in the northwestern part of this mighty continent. Brethren, that is the perfect place to disclose ourselves before the marvelling eyes of the world, and where our great Scouring should begin, to rid the world of the unbelieving vermin. I shall pray most diligently for your success. May the Builder grant might to your hearts and arms, so that your strikes are sure and righteous.
...:angel::cheeky::ebil:...
SneakyJack on 14/3/2009 at 15:50
Quote Posted by Neb
When in doubt, burst out into song and dance.
Smelt baby smelt,
Builder inferno.:laff:
That got me.
bikerdude on 14/3/2009 at 16:46
Quote Posted by Jah
I would have gone for "Hammer, anvil, forge and fire, chase away the hoofed liar...".
and the rest goes (I think) "roof and doorway, block and beam, chase the trickster from our dream"
Quote Posted by Herr_Garrett
Brethren, I am born and forgéd anew. From the chastising depths of penitence I return, to flourish the holy hammer and bring down the Builder's wrath upon all unbelievers. We must needs cleanse the streets, the dwellings, the City and the world without of this scum most foul, to bring about the Builder's Dream. All pagans and heretics should fall, and be thrown into the purifying flame, wherewith their putrid and foul sins shall burn away, to leave but the immaculate, unblemished spirit behind.
Brethren, brandish your hammers. We shall hide our glory and strength no longer! I have tidings that this summer ye plan a great synod in the northwestern part of this mighty continent. Brethren, that is the perfect place to disclose ourselves before the marvelling eyes of the world, and where our great Scouring should begin, to rid the world of the unbelieving vermin. I shall pray most diligently for you success. May the Builder grant might to your hearts and arms, so that you strikes are sure and righteous.
This would go down well in the deep south of the US of A - bloody nutjobs..
Thief13x on 14/3/2009 at 16:54
lmao not sure I would have the guts to do something like that.
Herr_Garrett on 14/3/2009 at 17:49
Quote Posted by jtr7
for ye
wast unprepared for the Tricksie one.
Is it not 'wert', by the way?
jtr7 on 14/3/2009 at 22:16
I knew I was butchering it.:p
sNeaksieGarrett on 14/3/2009 at 22:48
:rolleyes:
her_garrett:
:laff: Nice story.
What, you couldn't even remember the : "hammer anvil forge and fire" prayer ???:o
