You know you're a DX-aholic if..... - by Skraeling
Skraeling on 15/6/2001 at 01:54
I've seen this done in other forums. What do you think labels a DX player as totally and incorrigibly addicted to Deus Ex?
You know your a DX-aholic if....... you hear a faint squeaking noise when in your car and scramble to try and disarm it, thinking its a LAM.
Thats the format one should follow.
Anonononomous on 15/6/2001 at 02:24
You know you're a DX-aholic if... you crouch when mounting a ladder.
BackDoorBandit on 15/6/2001 at 04:52
If you think all is working for MJ12.
TechImmortal on 15/6/2001 at 06:51
You carry on conversations with your friends (who are, of course, also addicts) consisting of quotes from the game.
You have the matching coat and shades - I do! (Weird thing is, I owned them before I bought the game.)
Phydeaux on 15/6/2001 at 07:33
There is a major restaurant equipment company called "NSF", and their stuff is all over the place at the pizza place where I work. It's a conspiricy I tell ya! They're EVERYWHERE!
T0rp0r on 17/6/2001 at 13:38
...you think about Deux Ex while playing other games.
For example, you're playing The Sims and you start thinking about buying some gas grenades to try and knock out the Maid, just to see what happens.
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Chaos lord on 17/6/2001 at 14:32
... if the light goes off and you try to light your way with your eyes...
...if hurriyng for a date you jump from the 3rd floor and think: "Damn, I forgot I didn't have that Speed Enhancement Augmentation!"...
...if you say to your girlfriend:"OK, contact me at the InfoLink"...
...if when you start to drown you ask yourself in panic:"Why the hell the AquaLung doesn't work?! Are my Bioenergy reserves depleted?"...
;)
Skraeling on 18/6/2001 at 21:58
You know you are a DX-aholic if.... you fumble for that F12 key and hammer it repeatedly when traversing a dark area in Undying.
Wearewe on 19/6/2001 at 16:23
You know when you are in trouble when the Ion Storm Deus Ex forums fade in the oblivion, and you are forced to find a new home with alive, and real time posters...
Deus Ex will live forever...
oh and i must stop pressing the F12 in Half-life...
;)
[ June 19, 2001: Message edited by: Kenzo Uji ]
MJohnston on 20/6/2001 at 00:09
<IMG SRC="angel.gif" border="0"> If you just keep DREAMING the damn thing... <IMG SRC="eww.gif" border="0">