You know you're a DX-aholic if..... - by Skraeling
kostoffj on 20/6/2001 at 17:05
... you see your friends and say, "There's Bill, remember the briefing."
"There's Mary, remember the briefing."
BackDoorBandit on 20/6/2001 at 20:40
...if you stack crates up on the side of your house and try climbing to the roof via the 4 crates you found (Castle Clinton anyone?)
...everytime you play it through again, it keeps on getting better.
Phydeaux on 20/6/2001 at 21:07
Here's something for you conspiricy nuts. If it takes a while to load, it's because Ted Danson has something to tell you.
(
http://www.cleanup.org/Default.asp) http://www.cleanup.org/Default.asp
Gemma on 23/6/2001 at 16:08
you go to paris on holiday and try using the drains to break into locked compounds and keep expecting to see big bots come round every corner.
if you fantasise about a handsome man with sunglasses and a trench coat. (I am female so its alright.)
Gus on 24/6/2001 at 14:27
... you pick up plants and throw them at people just to see how they react
... your legs are 1/5 demolished after falling about 2 metres
... you can´t kill a guy with a shotgun blast to the head at point blank range
... you always walk on carpet, never on wooden floor (someone might hear you)
... you have nightmares about creepy, big black guys with arms that "kinda look like wings"
... you find a bald, creepy guy named Lucius in your freezer (that one was low, I know...)
-Gus
shomod on 5/7/2001 at 00:30
you know ur a DXholic if when your in a major firefight with the polic you try to bring up your inventory...ouch....
Spitter on 6/7/2001 at 14:03
...when your (real life) flashlight dies, you search for repair bots.
...you try to enter locked rooms in your local hospital by smashing them with your crowbar.
...you wonder why that little bird which landed next to you didn't survive a shotgun blast point-blank into it's face, unlike those damn greasels.
X on 6/7/2001 at 19:13
When you dress like Denton and try to find as much as you can on the Illuminati.
Well thats my life.
shomod on 7/7/2001 at 00:30
if you question everyone you know who's name is Bob about their augmentations (u need to have beaten the game to know what Im talking about... :D
Idiotbox on 7/7/2001 at 01:18
You tap random strangers on the shoulder thinking that they will turn around and say something informative, interesting, or funny.
You say "Gasp! it's an air vent! It must lead somewhere important!", and proceed to try to open it and enter.
You run back and forth in front of mirrors for hours attempting to emulate how JC does it in the game.
You think you can drink 10 sodas in less then 4 seconds(and have any small heal insantaneously too!)
