you know you're a newb if... - by shoehorn11
Denina on 13/5/2006 at 06:49
When I was a Morrowind noob, I walked from Seyda Neen to Balmora. I had no idea how to toggle the run option. I did not have the game manual at the time because my boyfriend did not think to take it out of the box and give it to me and I was ignorant of games in general so I never thought to ask for one. I do not now remember how long it took me to walk there, but I remember thinking, "There must be a faster way to get there." I had no clue about silt striders either. *sigh*
Vraptor7 on 13/5/2006 at 20:09
That must've taken a while :joke: I usually run from city to city anyway, I only take silt striders when I have really little health or something like that.
daedra-prince on 13/5/2006 at 22:18
2.can't figure out how to open the first dwarf ruin
3.try to swim to sothiem
Gorgonseye on 15/5/2006 at 19:20
Where is the problem in swimming to Solstheim? Whenever you need to go there might as well do it and get some athletic training on the way there, save some gold too, might even find a pearl or two along the way.
37637598 on 16/5/2006 at 21:20
you try to swim to mournhold
you get lost in the wilderness
you keep plates and spoons
you run down your fatigue
you have magic? COOL!
you don't like the game because you don't know what to do...
Tomco890 on 23/5/2006 at 03:33
that japanese....do you have any idea what you just said?
3.you wonder why you fall whean wearing heavy armor and low fatigue
4.as a level 1 you decide to see waht the big spot in the middle of the world is so you walk
5.you pay the ashlanders the money in the imperial leigon missons
RyushiBlade on 23/5/2006 at 20:15
108. You know you're a newb if... You can't count.
Seriously you guys. We've had one person who can't read Roman Numerals, one person to completely miss six numbers, one person to count '3' twice, and the count has started over four times (with the most recent time starting over from two).
Anyway, 108 is the official count. You know. In case anyone wants to know.
Tomco890 on 23/5/2006 at 22:12
Good call spo lets do it the RIGHT WAY
109.you get attacked by an ashlander so you think your wanted and walk to town to turn your self in
110. you steal a ordinators armor and thean talk to him
111. you do the above thean wonder why he attaked you
SkateZooYork on 27/5/2006 at 20:17
112. You cant figure out how to get past the guard at the beginning of the game
A'shi on 7/6/2006 at 10:58
Quote Posted by Cardel
16 - You get to the end of the game and think "oh, thats a cool explosion. Who the hell were the dwemmer anyway?"
How does a noob beat the game? :cheeky:
